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A letter from Curvey Johnson:
Dear Friend,
Thank you for purchasing my guide. Of course, you’re probably wondering why I’m giving away these secrets. To tell you the truth, I never actually wanted to work in porn. For as long as I can remember, my goal was to work in independent film and eventually slip into Hollywood. Having graduated high school with a college-level education in Multi-Media Pro, I was anxious to jump into filmmaking and produce my first feature. Never in a million years would I have dreamed my first feature would be a porno.
Interestingly enough, I actually wanted to make an independent horror film. Problem was, my budget was ten thousand dollars and I had only managed to raise six hundred (which I happened to have won playing online blackjack). I needed a job and found myself working in a small adult video distribution company and landed a manager title within two weeks.
My job mainly consisted of packaging and shipping videos, data entry, training new recruits and watching about fifteen hours of pornography a week. It wasn’t long before I realized I could use what I learned in Multi-Media and my expendable six hundred dollars to produce a feature length porn.
After about a week, I found my first actress in an internet chatroom. She was an attractive brunette with a decent body. A nice find, considering that her best friend turned out to be a gorgeous redhead with a body my penis would die for. The redhead became the star of my picture and the two of these special ladies played an important part in finding an equally attractive third girl also willing to work for a mere one hundred dollars.
This third actress, however had a rule: she would only perform with her boyfriend. No problem, especially since he was willing to work for absolutely nothing at all! I cast myself as the second male and had assembled a cast of talent for less than my weekly paycheck! And I wasn’t even nineteen years old yet!
In the spirit of the great film director Roger Corman (you should consider buying his book), I made the best of my shoestring budget by keeping the locations simple and shooting over a period of five days. Given the fact that an actress would only have to “work” two days at the most, a hundred bucks was quite a bit of money compared to what most young people their age makes.
Did I forget to mention I didn’t even spend the entire six hundred bucks?
I have made more than enough money to produce my independent horror film several times over and over again. I also recently sold a screenplay that begins production in 2002. I will never regret having worked in porn, but I simply want to get back to my dream. With the distribution of this guide, I am closing the Curvey Johnson library, not to mention “killing off” the Curvey Johnson persona.
From now on, my movies will have my name on the credits. Although there are several performers who have made that leap from porn to the big screen (Traci Lords and Ron Jeremy come to mind) I cannot be sure I will be so lucky.
With the end of Curvey Johnson’s library of movies, I hope it will be the beginning of yours. You now possess my first non-pornographic publication and Curvey Johnson’s last.
Sincerely,
Curvey Johnson
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